Britney Spears gives Fred Durst the big kiss-off.

It seems that VH1 is doing a special called "no one cares about these rivalries except for the one we showed about nirvana." That one was sweet. But honestly i could really care lessa bout britney and her stupid cache (there's an accent aigu over that.) about sex with fred durst. first of all, no they did not have sex, he's ugly as a fuck. Of course, then again, so is whatshisface, so you never know. I'm just speaking from an "if i were britney spears and didn't shoot myself" point of view.

You see.

what is it about being sick that is so revolting and unnappealing? I mean of course i hate hate hate being sick, but why does it have to be so unpleasant? I mean, think about it-you stay home all day and watch tv. It sounds fun enough. But then you come to this epiphany that you really are asleep until noon and then you come downstairs and watch really bad television because nothing else is on and you don't have fuse on the cape. Fuse, during the day, plays wonderous things. So does MTV2. because they play "the rock show" and "t-minus rock." Sometimes they play beavis and butthead on the rare occasion. however, when you have positively no channels above 89, you come to realize that the whole appeal of being sick fades away and you'd really rather be sailing with a hot boy who you are a threat to because he has some definite power issues. (We'll forgive him, this time.)

I like moby. i don't see why eminem doesn't. i mean, all he does is make music that makes people feel kind of really sad or kind of happy. And who is he to say that nobody listens to tehcno? I do, i must admit, on occasion. usually the freaky techno with that screaming baby... ugh, fuck, that is scary as hell. UGH CRAP. it's like these machines and this screaming baby... oh man, you hear me, it's scary as anything.

The beatles, the two that are now dead, back-in-the-day, were kind of hot. with their crappy haircuts. hee. Michael Jackson, however, is not hot at all. ever. ever. he's actually really scary and ugly and freaky and scary looking and should go to hell.

who the FUCK is latoya jackson?! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?! I thought there was like, tito, michael, and janet. when did this LATOYA come into the picture? Haven't we suffered enough of the over-bred over-plastic team? Do we need more bad pop singers?

I do not like Ja Rule. Fiddy cent is kinda neat. "Others just smoke and fuck all day." hah. Those are clever lyrics, let me tell you, and i wish i could write things like that. We all know that tupac was the best. If i were to listen to rap on a regular basis, it would be that and dre.

and deltron, of course, deltron.

Chris seems to claim that he knows who the poeple are from Gorillaz but i don't suppose i believe him so much and it is scary. I do not want to know who they are. Then 2d might not be hot and that boy from the airport might not actually look like murdoc. that would break my heart.